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The White Unicorn, Part I
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Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
Printed In: Songworm 1
Recordings: None
References: None
Song Tags: None
Date Started: —
Date Finished: 9/1/87
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In 1890, for the first time. the government used computing machines to conduct the census; it was completed in a record two months, and it yielded much valuable information, including the startling fact that the United States had only twelve residents, all of them named “Earl A. Snepp.”
— Dave Barry in Cyberspace
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