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Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
Printed In: Songworm 3
Recordings: None
References: Star Trek
Song Tags: MEDIA
Date Started: 7/9/1990
Date Finished: 9/30/1990
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Without computers, the government would be unable to function at the level of effectiveness and efficiency that we have come to expect. This is because the primary function of the government is — and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitution — “to spew out paper.”
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