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Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
Printed In: Songworm 2
Recordings: None
References: "Or All the Sea with Oysters" by Avram Davidson
Date Started: —
Date Finished: 7/28/88
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The [first computer] used by the IRS was a simple but effective device that employed a bank of electrically charged nails and a series of cardboard cards with various patterns of holes punched in them; when the nails were pressed down onto a card, they passed through the holes and formed a complete electrical circuit by piercing the naked bodies of taxpayers who had been summoned for audits.
— Dave Barry in Cyberspace
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