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Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
Printed In: Songworm 2
Recordings: sung by Leslie Fish on Tapeworm 3 and sung by Leslie Fish on Border Patrol
References: “ Devil in the Dark ” (1967 Star Trek episode)
Date Started: —
Date Finished: 2/23/89
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In 1890, for the first time. the government used computing machines to conduct the census; it was completed in a record two months, and it yielded much valuable information, including the startling fact that the United States had only twelve residents, all of them named “Earl A. Snepp.”
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