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The Lightbulbs in Brandywine
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Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
Printed In: None
Recordings: None
References: None
Song Tags: FOLK
Date Started: 12/28/97
Date Finished: 1/11/98
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Eventually your clock radio will be so smart that it will figure out, after having been punched a few times, that you don't really <u>want</u> to wake up at 6am. Instead of sounding the alarm, it will tiptoe quietly out of the room, telephone your workplace, and, mimicking your voice, inform your employer that you're quitting.
— Dave Barry in Cyberspace
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