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Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
Printed In: Songworm 3
Recordings: None
References: None
Song Tags: LOCAL
Date Started: —
Date Finished: 1/25/89
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And of course there is the Apple operating system ... for all your hippie beatnick weirdo longer narcotics-ingesting communistic types of Apple-owning individuals who are frankly too wussy to handle the challenge of hand-to-hand combat with computer systems specifically designed to thwart them.
— Dave Barry in Cyberspace
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