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If Ever I Would Love You
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If Ever I Would Leave You Info Open in iTunes Search web for lyrics
Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
Printed In: None
Recordings: None
References: None
Date Started: —
Date Finished: 12/14/93
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Top appliance scientists are working on a prototype clock radio of tomorrow that will have little feet, so that after it sounds the alarm, it can dart around the nightstand, evading your fist.
— Dave Barry in Cyberspace
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