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If Ever I Would Love You
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Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
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Date Finished: 12/14/93
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Top appliance scientists are working on a prototype clock radio of tomorrow that will have little feet, so that after it sounds the alarm, it can dart around the nightstand, evading your fist.
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