Songworm-Parody: I Thought They’d Be Scaly

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I Thought They'd Be Scaly

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hought

hey'd

caly

rince

harming

ango

Parodist: Bob Kanefsky

Printed In: None

Recordings: None

References: None

Date Started: 11/1/91

Date Finished: 11/7/91

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