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Hands of a Dealer
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Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
Printed In: Songworm 3
Recordings: None
References: SF convention dealer's rooms
Date Started: —
Date Finished: 5/10/89
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Guys have never really grasped the Basic Human Moral Code, which I believe was invented by women millions of years ago when all the guys were out engaging in some other activity, such as seeing who could burp the loudest.
— Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys
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