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Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
Printed In: None
Recordings: None
References: None
Song Tags: FANDOM
Date Started: 5/25/97
Date Finished: 5/27/97
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Unfortunately, in modern times the ability to have quick orgasms and then fall asleep is no longer as prized as it once was, especially among women. When modern women describe the qualities they're looking for in the ideal man, the phrase “a really fast ejeaculator” is usually pretty far down on the list...
— Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys
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