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Don’t Ever Call Me Chicken
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Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
Printed In: None
Recordings: None
References: Back to the Future 2
Date Started: 8/29/90
Date Finished: 9/7/90
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In 1890, for the first time. the government used computing machines to conduct the census; it was completed in a record two months, and it yielded much valuable information, including the startling fact that the United States had only twelve residents, all of them named “Earl A. Snepp.”
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