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Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
Printed In: Songworm 2
Recordings: sung by Kathy Mar on Roundworm and sung by Mary Ellen Wessels on OVFF Beat
References: inspired by "Mary's Reply" and "Dear Girl Polka" (both about "Mary O'Meara") and a little bit of A rose for Emily by Faulkner
Date Started: —
Date Finished: 10/11/88
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RoundwormThis parody appears on Roundworm

Picture this scenario: It's 8pm on a weekday night, and your 12-year-old child suddenly remembers that he has a major school report on the Spanish-American War due tomorrow. ... No problem! Your cyber-savvy youngster simply turns on your computer, activates your modem, logs on to the Internet — the revolutionary “Information Superhighway” — and, in a matter of minutes, is exchanging pictures of naked women with other youngsters all over North America.
— Dave Barry in Cyberspace
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