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Dandelion Revenge
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Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
Printed In: None
Recordings: None
References: None
Song Tags: FANDOM
Date Started: 9/22/91
Date Finished: 9/22/91
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* Dandelion Conspiracy
The cycle of obsolescence has become so short that, in the computer superstores of tomorrow, there will be Dumpsters located conveniently right next to the cash registers so you can discard your obsolete purchases immediately after paying for them, then go back into the store and buy something even newer.
— Dave Barry in Cyberspace
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