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Auctioneer’s Hymn
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Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
Printed In: Songworm 1
Recordings: sung by Leslie Fish on Tapeworm 1
References: None
Date Started: —
Date Finished: 3/10/87
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Apple is not considered by us cyberpunks to be a truly serious computer. It is viewed as a computer that is popular mainly with your flakey or artsy-fartsy type of individual... We serious users pride ourselves on wrestling with openly hostile computers that are running an operating system from the proud, incomprehensible Microsoft tradition.
— Dave Barry in Cyberspace
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