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Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
Printed In: None
Recordings: sung on Roundworm and sung by Kathy Mar on Slightly OVFF Track
References: None
Song Tags: META
Date Started: 10/5/93
Date Finished: 9/4/94
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The bride will keep [writing wedding gift thank-you notes] until she has written every single guest; if it was a really big wedding, she may still be thanking people after her divorce (“Aunt Esther, the meat fork is <u>beautiful</u>, and I expect to get many happy years of use from it once the surgeons extract it from Roger.
— Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys
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